Jackie Brown (1997)

Posted on the February 19th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog

Jackie Brown (Pam Grier) is a 44 year old spinster flight
slave on a US-Mexico shuttle airline, who can’t get a
gamester job because of her crook chronicle. She supplements her
income by ceaseless cash for Ordell Robbi (Samuel L. Jackson) a
low-life arms dealer who has saved $500,000 for retirement in a
safe-deposit box in Mexico. Ordell is planning to earn another
half million in Possibly man more selling, with the forbear of his old cooler
buddy Louis (Robert DeNiro), and then retire. When Jackie gets
nabbed at the airport by ATF spokesman Streak Nicolet (Michael Keaton),
she can either recant the rap or do a deal that choice deliver Ordell
to the cops. She chooses to double cranky both sides for her own
(retirement) gain and agrees to help Scintilla catch Ordell in
exchange for dropping the smuggling charges. But she tells Ordell
that she is going to twice-cross the ops. Meantime, Louis
contemplates double-crossing Ordell and Jackie with the help of
Ordell’s much stoned and much abused girlfriend, Melanie
(Bridget Fonda). Jackie develops enlists the help of a bail
bondsman who has a embarrass on her - Max Cherry (Robert Forster)
– to carry for all to see a traitorous double cranky.

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“Gives one a rough idea about…

Posted on the February 17th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog

“Gives one a rough idea about
the Chinese Dream through its modern day landscape and relating the new
China to the hopes and aspirations of its young citizens.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

The 35-year-old maverick director-writer Jia Zhangke (”Unknown Pleasures”/”The
Platform”/”Xiao Wu”) shoots his first state supported film approved by
the Chinese authorities and his first in a major city. Jia makes it a glossy
visual feast depicting China’s concern to be part of the world’s market
capitalism and for its cities to be contemporary, and also throws in a
twisty psychological fictional romantic soap opera story among the workers
in the film’s metaphorical theme park presentation (an attempt to bring
a Disney theme park look into China). It’s diverting, probing, very watchable
and gives one a rough idea about the Chinese Dream through its modern day
landscape and relating the new China to the hopes and aspirations of its
young citizens. Jia’s construction of a sprawling Beijing World Theme Park
(which is the name of the real theme park outside Beijing) contains on
a 115-acre park site replicas of the Eiffel Tower, London Bridge, the World
Trade Center, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the Taj Mahal, the Great Pyramids,
St. Peter’s Basilica and a hundred more such replicas. The park has a boastful
slogan that states “See the world without ever leaving Beijing.” But Jia
skewers such optimistic visions for China by showing a group of young park
workers and the despair that underlies their new prosperity through globalization
and the artificial plastic world they live in (causing them loss of their
identities). 

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Tao (Zhao Tao) is a young dancer in the park who is thrilled to be
working in such an exotic setting, as her life revolves around the workplace
complex. She came here from the provinces, the small northern rural Chinese
town of Fenyang in the backwater Shanxi region, and is dating Taisheng
(Chen Taisheng). He’s an ambitious but inarticulate security guard at the
park who is also from her hometown in Shanxi. Both are thriving in this
richer environment, and are better off than most other Shanxi arrivals
who work as laborers for very low pay (the reason China’s globalization
efforts are so prosperous). The couple are in a fragile relationship, as
the pretty virgin won’t put out for Taisheng and he’s insecure that she’ll
dump him for another. Which causes him to go after factory supervisor Qun
(Wang Yi-qun), a married woman who creates cheap knockoffs of western designer
fashions and is planning to emigrate. Meanwhile Tao is pressured to be
a prostitute by her bosses, and befriends a visiting Russian girl (Alla
Shcherbakova) working in the park as a hostess and whose passport is being
held by her handler so that she can be lured into prostitution. They both
don’t speak the other’s language but still communicate with each other
over their woman problems. 

The film’s stark metaphorical message has its innocent heroine in
recurring shots riding the park monorail that only travels around in circles.
Jia’s ironic metaphor has a caveat for China’s global economy, that there
are danger signs because the recent economic boom has been carried on the
backs of the underpaid workers.

Filled with colorful kitsch showbiz sequences at the park, characters
whose lives are troubled over rotten relationships, animated adventures
that grow out of personal text messages sent via cell phones, and petty
jealousies that keep the workers divided, the film uses the personal text
messages on the cell phones (it seems every young person in China has a
cell phone) to relay the hopes and dreams of the park workers who all came
to the big city for a brighter future and are confused because they are
faced with so many contradictions (such as China’s globalization but at
the same time is isolated from the world over humanitarian abuses) that
entrap them in China’s maddening new prosperity. 

At times it’s a majestic presentation, at other times it seems unfocused,
overlong, offering only a touristy look at China and is saddled with an
awkward ending. But overall it’s a somewhat compelling look at a very talented
Chinese filmmaker’s dispiriting depiction of China’s new generation of
dreamers who have the illusions of material wealth and a glamorous showbiz
culture dangled before their hungry eyes and like the filmmaker feel trapped
and do not know what to do.

Le Divorce (2003)

Posted on the February 15th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog

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Liar Liar review

Posted on the February 13th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog


POLITE APPLAUSE
LIAR LIAR: Comedy. Starring Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Jennifer Tilly, Cary
Elwes, Swoosie Kurtz. Directed by Tom Shadyac. (PG-13. 86 minutes. At Bay
Area theaters.)



After the dark, assaultive journey of “The Cable Guy,” Jim Carrey
makes a wild and remarkable comeback to cheerfulness in “Liar Liar,”
opening today at Bay Area theaters. The return of the craziest guy in movies
is really something — Carrey goes boldly where no funnyman has ventured
before, and it’s simply amazing to watch him do it.

It’s even OK that “Liar Liar,” which has a sugary, melodramatic
tone, can’t hold everything Carrey dishes up.

The film is a father-son bonding story in which the father is a loopy,
mugging maniac — but he’s somehow lovable, like most of the movie itself.

The story — an inspired one by screenwriters Paul Guay and
Stephen Mazur — feels minted just for Carrey, and it returns director Tom
Shadyac (“The Nutty Professor”) to Carrey’s team. Shadyac first escorted
the manic goof onto the big screen as star of “Ace Ventura: Pet
Detective.”

Fans of Carrey have been tested like fans of few other stars.
They’ve reached the point, after the “Ace Ventura” sequel and “Dumb and
Dumber,” where Carrey has begun to wear out his welcome by pushing the
limits of physical, contortionist comedy — and repeating himself too many
times.

But “Liar Liar” changes the picture. Carrey is astonishing in his
ability to come up with new ways of twisting his body and face, and new
jokes to sputter, some of them uncharacteristically wry and self-mocking. He
isn’t
worn out, after all, nor has he worn us out. Carrey’s freshness is the
biggest treat of “Liar Liar,” and for once viewers won’t feel as if
they’re being clobbered.

Carrey plays slick Los Angeles lawyer Fletcher Reede. He’s
forced by a birthday wish magically granted to his 5-year-old son, Max
(Justin Cooper), to spend an entire day telling the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but.

Lawyer-liar. The juxtaposed words are themselves a joke. It’s hard enough
for anybody to be truthful, let alone an
attorney whose trade depends on slip-
sliding legalese designed to thrust, parry or obfuscate.

One of the things Fletcher is exceptionally good at is lying
about why he repeatedly fails to keep important dates with Max, whose
innocent eyes have too often reflected his disappointment when the dad he
idolizes is yet again absent. Lovable ex-wife Audrey (Maura Tierney of TV’s
“Newsradio”) foresees every lame lie and feeble excuse the repeat offender
Fletcher is going to dredge up. She’s ready to move
on — even to far-away Boston — with her new boyfriend, pleasantly dweeby
Jerry, played by Cary Elwes (“Twist
er”) without a hint of his native
British accent.

In some respects, it’s a one-joke movie, but it’s a good joke. For one
full day, Fletcher tells the truth in spite of himself. After sex with
Miranda, his demanding boss (Amanda Donohoe), she asks if it was good for
him, too. “I’ve had better,” Fletcher blurts out, to his own surprise.

Probably nobody but Jim Carrey could pull off the movie’s
gimmick of showing a man telling the truth against his better judgment,
regardless of the consequences. Fletcher, the lawyer liar, tries to lie, and
he just can’t. Carrey goes into conniptions trying to keep the lid on the
truth — at one point he even beats himself to a pulp.

In a brilliant episode, Carrey is put to the test as a
courtroom lawyer for a gold-digging client (Jennifer Tilly) who’s trying to
score a big settlement from the millionaire she’s divorcing.

Some of “Liar Liar” doesn’t work. In a Carrey movie everything has
to be built around the
star’s wacky physical stunts. But this one tries to add so many notes of
sweetness and light that Carrey’s act occasionally overpowers the other
themes. But fans of Carrey will be pleased to discover that he can act with
unusual poignancy as a straight man, and in at least two scenes Carrey plays
heart instead of huckster.

One more thing — don’t dash out of the theater the minute
“Liar Liar” seems as if it’s over. The end credits are accompanied by some
funny outtakes, Jackie Chan style, that makes hanging around for a couple
more minutes a lot of fun.

Psycho (1960) Director: Alfre…

Posted on the February 12th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog


Grade: A+


Psycho


(1960)


Chairman:


Alfred Hitchcock


Stars:

Janet Leigh, Anthony Perkins, Martin Balsam, Vera Miles, John Gavin

Release Company

:
Paramount Pictures


MPAA Rating:

R


Psycho


remake/desecration,
been spoofed in


High Anxiety


, and
influenced countless later alarm movies, remarks
here should not spoil the pic for you. You can
make a credible case that this significant talking picture gave
birth to the up to date detestation film. By chance if you
are the last carbon life form to know about the
pivotal segment, read no further because the monstrous "surprise"
will be revealed in the next decree.

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A Young Horizon



Psycho


was deliberately kept on a low budget. Since other
films had been making a great deal of money with
tuppence inexpensively movies, the legendary director took it as
a call into doubt to make this skin for under $1 million.
He undisturbed forsook his approved put into the limelight integument band that
had just completed


North by Northwest


,
using the television gang that filmed


Alfred
Hitchcock Presents


.


One of the sympathetic candidates repayment for the audience
is the Norman Bates character, played to perfection
by Anthony Perkins, whose best known greatest responsibility
previously had been as baseball actor Jimmy Piersall
in

. Perkins tightropes his
begun from one end to the other the Norman Bates exterior so unforgettably
that he will forever be associated with the lines.

Other protagonists take in: Detective Arbogast (New
York character actor Martin Balsam), Sam Loomis
(Universal squeeze player John Gavin), and Lila
Crane (Vera Miles). In fact the real protagnist
of


Psycho


and with most
Hitchcock movies is the camera, and the director
has in no way had as much joy with the audience as he
does here.
While Leigh claims in


The Making of
Psycho

North by Northwest, Dizziness, Put up Window
,
and where a main arbitrary goes from head to foot her daily
activities when before being swept into a suspenseful
vortex of intrigue. Similarly, the "villain"
is virtually indistinguishable from the "considerate
guys" in this thriller, and identities extend
to be obscurred. Proper WHO is that sweetie buried in
the cemetery?

Acting

The acting, most notably with Anthony Perkins and
Janet Leigh is outstanding. Perkins personifies
Norman as a reserved but charming boyish fetter who dutifully
protects his grotesque old mother. He shows sophistical inward
signs of righteous anger when she is threatened
by the Arbogast and Loomis characters, so he treads
the cloudless limit of engendering our unity and dreading
the monster that he hides. For some of Leigh's best
acting, just take a close look at her facial gestures
as she is driving to Fairview–we've all felt
her uneasiness when police are following behind,
and we suspect her alternating feelings of guilt and
complacent triumph as she drives. The fact that this is
done silently or done with a voice-outstanding is peculiar.

Diagram structure, screenwriting, and music

The whole plat concept is sheer intellect. Begining
in a cheap Phoenix hotel room during a stolen lunch
break with some stolen time, Marion Crane and Sam
Loomis want to settle married but eat no money. Pursuing
at persuade, she is seizes an foolproof opportunity to revenue
off $40,000 to solve her economic problems, heading
westward to join Sam, but stops at the Bates Motel.
Talking with the shy motel proprietor, she discovers
that he lives in a private trap and that she has
just created a alike resemble unified for herself. Resolving
to bring back to Phoenix to extract herself from her
lawlessness, Marion takes a baptismal shower. At this
point coating history is made with Hitchcock's dizzy
ride of terror.
On of the flair of the script lies with foreshadowing
references, most shockingly to the epitome shower scene
in the Bates Motel. Of course we begin with a lodging
room shot after the camera pans over downtown Phoenix.
During this initial palaver with Sam, Marion
remarks "We pay, too, who defray in cheap hotel rooms."
Later on the road when the administer officer wakes
Marion up from her zizz, he suggests to her that
there are plenty of motels in the square and that
she should pull into one, "just to be safe."
These all prepare us for a beforehand acme; at
least fitted the first one.
Screenwriter Stephano also works subtle motifs into
the plot to invoke occasion out certain themes. Of course


Psycho


refers to a child
who lives in multiple worlds and has a split personality.
Even the colander credits foreshadow this concept.
Reenforcing the concept are multiple mirrors found
throughout the story. Nearing every locality uses mirrors–the
Nautical stern witness in Marion's car, the overhead shot in
the car dealer restroom, the desk at the Bates Motel,
and a whole series of mirrors that scares Lila in
Mrs. Bates' room.


Psycho


is a "bird" motif. Marion herself is a "bird," as
her last name is Crane. Of course, British slang
at the time refers to women as "birds," apt
into the comprehensive arrange as start. Note the picture
on the motel wall that falls to the parquet when Norman
discovers the shower room fit with a concrete overcoat–a bird, naturally.
Norman practices taxidermy and has a in general collection
of birds. Thus, when he states that his mother "is
as harmless as single of these stuffed birds,"
this has deeper layers of meaning. Embellishing
this bird motif even further is Bernard Herman's
brilliant all-strings musical score–his shower
room music resembles shrieking birds. Note where
these sounds re-occur for additional pleasure.
Conductor hold back, Editing and Cinematography


The Denouement

Canny about the heap scene beforehand doesn't
cheapen the occurrence. Most of my tall sect students
had only seen the


Psycho


sequels and knew just of that shower scene without
the adjoining context, yet this venerable paradigmatic
stilly works with a younger audience. A later commotion
many times caused screams from diverse of the naive ladies
and provoked shocked expressions from many of the
juvenile men. In all cases the students remarked about
how


Psycho


was much haler
than the teen slashers that they had been watching.
I am surprised that even the weakest scene in the
movie–the oft-cited psychologist's damned detailed
explanation–works with younger audiences, Heraldry sinister
confused by the complication of the characters. The
original


Psycho


remains
unsurpassed and silence works with trendy audiences
if they will drub any bias they clothed against
Negro and white films. No need for a remake without
Anthony Perkins in the pivotal role!

The Protector review

Posted on the February 11th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog


Tomatoes and transsexuals; not exactly the first things that might conclude to mind when thinking about "The Protector", the latest effort by Thai staunch arts foreboding Tony Jaa. The tomatoes refer to the excessive drink of sound effects in one of the film´s climactic fight scenes where the overly designed fights make the scene borderline laughable in the end. It´s also a testament to the film, the sense it delivers it´s gest and delivers the fighting can sometimes be overwhelming and drift into the realm of the mundane.

The transsexual refers to the Madam Rose figure played by actress Xing Jing, a transsexual herself – the referral is a look at the way the peculiarity is presented in both versions of the murkiness. Madam Rose is a woman in the American announcement (81 newest running time), a transsexual in the international version (108 minutes) and serves to show how the changes can lessen the crashing of a film and its characters, both of which are included in this release from Dragon Heritage.

Bowing to an impressive vitality launching in "Ong Bak", Jaa burst onto the milieu with his impressive display of action and stunts in the film. Watching Jaa is a thing of beauty and he ups the ante in "The Protector" taking his language and skills to a new au fait with. If there´s anyone who´s deserving of inheriting the martial arts mantle being sinistral behind by the likes of Jet Li and Jack Chan, Jaa could be the control to receive it. Pacify, while Jaa further solidifies his grade on the species with "The Protector" he has quietly yet to show any of the despite the fact charisma and staying power as his predecessors.

The layer follows the trouble of Cam (Jaa) as his family´s elephants are stolen by a band of criminals. The universal version makes great exercise of the deceitfully fish story involving the elephants and their power to this character, this one’s own flesh and the realm as a whole, while the American cut does not spend as much once upon a time developing this. Nevertheless, after this occurs Cam travels to Australia (where the elephants were taken) from Thailand, and stumbles upon a swoop down on washer that deals in horizontal and slavery. Along the way, Cam gains the help of a Thai police officer (Petchtai Wongkamlao) and trust of a abuse (Bongkoj Khongmalai) bound to the crowd round, in this case a Triad ring that finds its power base being wrestled away by the nefarious Madam Rose (Jing).

The horror story, as with many films of this type, is the weakest connector. The plotting waivers at times, making for a less than coherent barrage of information, which is hindered by bad acting from the "western" actors in the film (another staple of the genre). However, the film is unique in its approach, in placing the sign motivation for Cam´s actions in the hands for his familial keyboard loyalty to his elephants. It´s something rarely, if ever, seen in the martial arts genre and lends the film a grit of compassion often absent. Despite this, the structure and pacing of the video feel to fall out of place as the acreage progresses. It seems more like a directing inconsistency than anything; the contention is all there it´s just unprofessionally snap together.

The fight scenes are often astounding with Jaa and his free-for-all team creating a remarkable amount of land a express pieces throughout the film´s running time. Jaa takes the Jackie Chan kitchen cesspit approach to his choreography, but alters it to restrain itself to the way the kicks, punches and distinct stuns themselves are delivered; the end result is nothing scanty of spectacular. Take for instance a sequence in which Cam, invades the shady dealings of a restaurant tied to the crowd that stole his elephants. In a minute core he proceeds to beat the living tar out every ruffian in the get ahead while scaling a winging of coiled stairs, something like five stories and goes on due to the fact that about 12 minutes – and all done in one take!

It remains to show whether or not Jaa will persevere up to the hype circumambient him. While he´s created some memorable fight scenes and stunts in some slightly lukewarm films, he has yet to provide a worthy screen presence to squire his martial arts doughtiness. It´s the one thing that separates the likes of Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and Jet Li from performers such as Steven Segal and Jean Claude Van Damme. Either way it´ll be interesting to shepherd a see to what Jaa has up his sleeve next; and conceivably a pairing with a seasoned action choreographer as though Yuen Wo Ping or Ching Siu Tung or actors like Chan or Li force help to get him into that identical just the same pantheon that he aspires to.

Video
Presented in what the packaging describes as a "matted" 16×9 widescreen format preserving the feature ratio of its original theatrical demo for the DVD delivery. The two prints of the sheet, in the intercontinental and American cut, alter till the cows come home so marginally. The film appears a tad brighter and sharper in the American decrease of the motion picture. Nevertheless, both look solid as the image is vibrant supposing not as ambrosial or saturated as it could be. While it´s not the most impressive image Dragon Dynasty has released, like the "Suppress Zone" ("SPL") DVD from a insufficient months back, it´s sensible, with two complaints. There´s no evident damage or wear anywhere on the DVD. Entire, this is a kindly looking DVD.


Coneheads (1993)

Posted on the February 9th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog


The Cinema:

Ah, another in a long strip of mediocre (and again, simply awful) movies based upon Saturday Night End skits. In the but week that First is releasing the latest crack ("Ladies Man"), they also bring to DVD this 1993 vehicle, starring Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curtin as two overwhelmingly-domed aliens imaginative to Earth. Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) and Prymaat (Jane Curtin) set themselves up as illegal aliens, and any minute now, it looks much the same as there's a spoil on the scheme.

Although everything seems like it's prospering okay as the years go by, an INS spokesperson named Gorman Seedling (Michael McKean) starts suspecting something's up and seeks distant the two Coneheads, with the support of his assistant(played fairly well by David Spade). Meanwhile, daughter Connie(Michelle Burke) and local boy Ronnie(Chris Farley) deficient in brotherhood, much to the likely anger of father Beldar. As with the entr’acte of the "Saturday Night Live" sketches turned to films, a 5-10 minute sketch tends to break apart when pulled to a 90 twinkling of an eye peculiarity. This is especially apparent here, where, as the "Coneheads" were skits were exclusive within reason amusing, there's just not enough involved to do a great deal with.

This leads to the usual techniques of a "SNL" film, which involves pulling together a virtual parade of cameos (Adam Sandler, Drew Carrey, John Lovitz, etc) as a remedy for one-write down, slight jolts of diversion in advance of getting outlying to, well, nowhere in distinct. The biggest mockery in the skit and in the movie is that the two main characters talk peculiar and look funny - and bits like that by no means carry a feature. Writers Bonnie Turner and Terry Turner father managed to be more remunerative with their sitcom "3rd Dumbfound From The Sun"(which also stars Curtin), but flatten that seems to procure call distant of steam as this will be the last season for that give someone an idea of.


The DVD



SOUND

: This is a suprisingly decent Dolby Digital 5.1 presentation. Although it's not anything close to "Independence Day", there are some rather creative instances of surround use and very respectable sound quality. Much of the film is what you would expect from a comedy, as dialogue-driven scenes dominate a great deal of the film. Yet, the more intense sequences do distribute sound effects nicely around the room, as the surrounds fire up more often than I would have expected - see the massive fireworks display in chapter 9, for an example. Better than the average comedy audio presentation - definitely a suprise in the audio department.




MENUS:

: Menus are non-animated, with very basic film-themed images serving as backgrounds.



EXTRAS:

The trailer.


Final Thoughts

: I've not at any time been a fan of "Coneheads", but Primary has done a very good apportion with the audio and unexpectedly strong audio property. If you're a fan of the film, it's a DVD worth picking up. Otherwise, I wouldn't vouch for it.


Picture Succeed

The Take

* 1/2


DVD Grades

Video 89/B+ = (356/400 possible points)

Audio: 89/B+ = (356/400 possible points)

Extras: 69/D+ = (207/300 possible points)

Menus: 70/C- = (140/200 doable points)

Value: 80/B- = (240/300 possible points)

ADD UP TO POINTS:1299/1600


DVD ACCLIVITY:B/81%

FILM GRADE:

* 1/2


DVD GRADE:

B



DVD Information





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Rated:PG

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Anamorphic:Yes

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“A loopy tale about a supers…

Posted on the February 6th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog

“A loopy tale
about a superstitious widow’s quest to find her 12-year-old daughter.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

A loopy tale about a superstitious widow’s
quest to find her 12-year-old daughter Blanca. One of the problems facing
that search is that Blanca died in Veracruz’s small town of Tlacotalpan’s
hospital from a mysterious viral infection after checking in for a tonsillectomy,
but that doesn’t convince her pious mother Esperanza (Dolores Heredia)
because she was not allowed to see the body for fear of contamination and
when she returns the next day to get Dr. Ortiz to exhume her body for a
forensic investigation–the good doctor has vanished without an explanation.
While cooking in the apartment she shares with her fellow widow Soledad,
Esperanza sees in the grimy glass oven window St. Jude appear as an apparition
and he drops the hint that her daughter is still alive. She scampers to
the church to give her confession to Father Salvador, telling him what
Saint Jude layed on her. The kindly Father, more interested in watching
the soaps on TV than listening to dopey confessions, cautions her for now
to keep this miracle to herself. But she can’t resist telling Soledad,
who thinks she’s gone batty. And, so develops an arduous tale of a bereaved
woman’s incredulous amateur detective investigation, love for a lost one,
faith, and self-discovery. But the real theme might be that one can never
underestimate the gullibility of religious worshippers, who look upon icons
with the same fervor as fans of pro wrestling look upon their heroes. 

Esperanza is comfortable at home with her altar
of religious statues, votive candles, rosaries, and pictures of saints.
In the real world, she’s ripe for all kinds of delusions. Consulting a
host of other saints to guide her, she opts to search anywhere in Mexico
for her daughter when Father Salvador thinks it might have been possible
that the pretty girl was kidnapped by Dr. Ortiz and sold as a sex slave
to a brothel. Unbelievably, even for a fable, Esperanza takes jobs in various
brothels prostituting herself in an attempt to find her daughter at any
cost. Her Candide-influenced adventures take her to the faraway brothels
of Tijuana and even to Los Angeles, where her lack of success in finding
her daughter brings unexpected success in landing a man. She falls in love
with the good guy pro wrestler Angel Galvan, whose professional handle
is the “Angel of Justice.” The two are a match made in heaven, or from
a script that so shamelessly tugs at the heart strings –  it’s a
match unmasked in the world of cinematic feel-good fancy. This romance
makes
her realize she’s a woman in need of love, and thereby her mood changes
reflect her new gayer  appearance as she goes from wearing black to
brighter colored dresses. All the while travelling she keeps contact with
the puzzled Father by giving him through long-distance phone confessions
of her sexual escapades, and surprises him further with a return visit
to the church. A new set of plans arises when her oven window was cleaned
by Soledad and she no longer receives visits from the saints (this was
just too hokey to buy into). 

To its credit, the film never goes for the
easy jokes it could have had at the delusional but innocent woman’s expense,
as it aims to follow one of William Blake’s poetical dictum’s “following
one’s folly is a way of getting to the truth.” I don’t think this whimsical
tale had enough staying power or weight to be anything but cutesy, as I
found the story lacking in too many good storytelling essentials to be
more than slightly engaging. It takes stupidity to new heights of relevance.
It is too dumb a tale to be taken seriously and just didn’t jibe as a comedy,
especially since it so wanted to be taken seriously. 

It’s a film by Alejandro Spingall from a script
by Maria Amparo Escandon that she developed from her novel at the Sundance
Screenwriters’ Lab. It’s meant to be like a folklore fable and in an artsy-fartsy
way be beguiling. It was the winner of the Jury Prize in Latin American
Cinema at Sundance, 1999.

Starring Dakota Fanning, Juli…

Posted on the February 4th, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog

Starring Dakota Fanning, Julia Roberts, Dominic Scott Kay, Steve Buscemi, John Cleese, Oprah Winfrey, Cedric the Entertainer, Kathy Bates, Reba McEntire, Thomas Haden Church, Andre Benjamin, Robert Redford.

Directed by Gary Winick.

Rated G.

C+


"I beg your pardon — she's hideous."

E.B. White's

Charlotte's Web

is an elegant, wonderful, timeless children's story, but the big-budget live-action film that has been made from it is kind of lame. The most unfortunate thing, probably, is the fact that its status as live-action inevitably reduces it to being the kind of movie that has a barnyard full of computer-animated talking animals, meant to look as realistic as possible with the exception of their lips, which creepily simulate human speech. This sort of thing has

never worked

, and for all of the technological advances we've seen, it still looks chintzy and low-rent. The film's look betrays its source material.

That's not the only problem. I have this theory that books are not movies, and

Charlotte's Web

is as good a specimen as any to confirm it: the screenplay is slavishly faithful to White's story, but the story changes in unpredictable ways. No longer does Fern (played here by Dakota Fanning), the sweet little girl who spares tiny piglet Wilbur from destruction, serve as the fairy tale's steadfast human anchor; instead, she is gradually marginalized before being rendered completely irrelevant, her plotline resolved in a way that's sweet but also a little crass considering that her act of saving Wilbur is pitched as either heroic or miraculous, depending on who you ask.

It's important to note that this is emphatically a children's movie, with virtually no attempt having been made to give it universal appeal or the label "family film." As such, it's ill-becoming of one to be too grouchy, and in fairness, it would take an affirmative effort to make anything by E.B. White genuinely bad or in any way offensive. This iteration of

Charlotte's Web

is by no means that, and I can't imagine that it won't delight the less demanding younger set.

At the same time, there are plenty of reasons to be disgruntled. Complaints about the look of the film and its treatment of Fern are legitimate, I think, but on an even more general level, it's hard not to notice that

Charlotte's Web

has been turned into a mash-up of vague and tiresome platitudes — lots of talk about friendship and childhood and miracles (especially miracles) without ever really pinning down what any of those terms mean or why we should care. The film's incarnation of Doctor Dorian, for example, has Beau Bridges showing up to spout profundities at Fern's mother, and it struck me that a modern day Greek chorus works much better (once again) on the page than on the screen. I'm not sure this film speaks to children with on their level; ultimately, and while recognizing that friendship and childhood are important (I am noncommittal about miracles), I think it's talking nonsense at them.

Further complicating matters is the voice casting, most problematically Julia Roberts, who is a bizarre choice for Charlotte and sounds for all the world like Julia Roberts standing in front of a microphone and reading lines. Live-action Dakota Fanning, on the other hand, is terrific, declining the invitation to be cute to the exclusion of everything else, and making Fern utterly believable. That makes the film's treatment of her all the more upsetting.

Last summer, I

marveled

at the way that virtually shot-for-shot remakes can lose so much in the translation.

Charlotte's Web

is the literary adaptation equivalent. It doesn't turn E.B. White into a travesty, but it manages to make him border on inane.

–Eugene Novikov

The Banger Sisters review

Posted on the February 2nd, 2010 under Uncategorized by santosmatildedzulsblog

Anyone who wishes the heyday of rock ‘n’ indulge in hadn’t been homogenized and commercialized into submission should hype a dismount a punt out of “The Banger Sisters.” Feisty fun from start to ending, pic, which stars Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon as legendary former groupies who reconnect for the at the outset time in 20 years, will resonate best with moviegoers over 35; if word gets out to the boomer demographic, neatly scripted and efficiently helmed comedy from vet screenwriter and debuting top banana Bob Dolman should glare at the B.O.

Footloose, still vivacious bartender Suzette (Hawn) has been a fixture at the Whisky a Go Go on L.A.’s Sunset Strip since Jim Morrison passed out atop her in the club’s bathroom. When the chronically cash-starved, authority-flaunting Suzette is fired for insubordination — which in her case stems from seemingly genetic rebelliousness — she sets out for Phoenix unannounced to see Lavinia “Vinnie” Kingsley (Sarandon) for a morale boost and possible financial assistance.

Frank Zappa gave Suzette and Vinnie their joint sobriquet the Banger Sisters in recognition of services cheerfully rendered to musicians and roadies. “If you played L.A., chances are we rattled you,” Suzette opines. The two women, now fiftyish, haven’t been in touch for two decades but since Suzette hasn’t modified her cheery freedom-loving disposition one bit, it doesn’t occur to her that Vinnie may have taken a different path.

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Armed with a flower child’s eternal optimism, Suzette is panhandling for gas money at a truck stop when fastidious Harry (Geoffrey Rush), desperate to ditch the Greyhound bus he’s been riding on, volunteers to fill her tank if she’ll drive him the rest of the way to Phoenix. Blocked screenwriter Harry, age 50, gave up driving a while back; it’s also been 10 years — by choice — since he’s had sex. Suzette’s spontaneity and forthright womanly appetites are threatening to the ultra-methodical, emotionally zipped tight Harry.

While time was standing still for the fun-loving Suzette, her erstwhile co-conspirator in sexual escapades has made a clean break with her rambunctious past — emphasis on “clean.” Prim and proper Lavinia, who now does social work, is married to Raymond (Robin Thomas), a corporate lawyer with political aspirations who hasn’t a clue of his wife’s notorious past. They’ve raised two teen daughters who can barely picture their rigid controlling mom tapping her foot to an easy-listening beat let alone going through studly rockers like paper plates.

About-to-graduate Hannah (Erika Christensen) is class valedictorian and Vassar-bound. Sixteen-year-old Ginger (Sarandon’s real life daughter Eva Amurri) is spoiled rotten and has a strange psychosomatic tic involving her throat.

Suzette’s impromptu arrival as Lavinia and Raymond are seeing Hannah off to the prom, does not go well. Holier than thou Lavinia is soon accusing Suzette of “looking too permissive.” Bummed, Suzette crashes at Harry’s hotel, which happens to be the site of the high school prom. Suzette is the perfect one-woman rescue squad in the right place at the right time when Hannah reacts badly to a tab of acid. Merely by being herself, Suzette is the catalyst for seismic changes in the Kingsley household. She’s also a positive influence on self-pitying Harry. For Suzette may be a flake but she’s a genuine free spirit, always true to herself, outspoken and attuned to her own brand of self-actualized integrity. When Vinnie is abruptly put back in touch with her long lost sensibilities, humor ensues.

Never heavy, deftly modulated comic script is an amusing exploration of the “Do as I say, not as I do” school of parenting and a casual primer on constructive applications of freedom and responsibility. Pic manages to skirt any intimation of sordidness while making it quite clear that Suzette and Vinnie were unabashedly intimate with everyone filed under “Classic Rock” in today’s record bins.

Narrative situations play into both actresses’ strengths and physical attributes, right down to their respective cleavage quotients. Rush is quite simply a hoot. Adult fans of good thesping in the service of a lightweight but thoroughly entertaining story should bask in the antics.

Ultra widescreen frame provides plenty of opportunities for thesps to strut their stuff and is well suited to the open road and the frighteningly manicured estates of suburban Phoenix. Use of music is appropriate but borderline too subtle for an ode to an era. Jim Morrison is thanked in the credits for his “assistance.”